So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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