So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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