Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
The power of my boobs compel you
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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