Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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