that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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