This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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