I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
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Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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