Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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