I'm pants shitting drunk right now
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
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sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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