I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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