I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
