I cockslap morals
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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