How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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