i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
vagina is talking i cant
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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