Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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