wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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