Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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