That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
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You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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