plz talk dirty to me
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body