I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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