Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
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Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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