Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
