I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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