They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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