I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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