so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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