Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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