What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Randomize
