covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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