Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
its liver damage thursday
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