Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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