He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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