so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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