i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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