white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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