ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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