How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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