So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
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Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Damn victory sex feels great
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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