Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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