My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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