i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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