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(317): View more from Indiana

There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??

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(850): View more from Florida

that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.

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(214): View more from Texas

Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.

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(914): View more from New York

I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.

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(283): View more from Ohio

$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

where are you guys?

(908): View more from New Jersey

stoned at his house watching water boil

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(206): View more from Washington

Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.

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