I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
