if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
