I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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