I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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