New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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