just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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You pole danced in your parka.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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