she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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