Only a mothe r could love this liver
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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