Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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