i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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