found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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