Swine flu. Run for my life!
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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