I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
