I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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